I was a little girl with a big crush! I had been in love with the same boy since I was 5- when I found him crying under the Missionary table at church. Growing up I was sure he would be the ONE. God must have made him for me. He was everything I ever wanted. […]
Excuse Me Mr. Trump, The Children Are Listening!
I have very little interest in politics. Various political online quizzes would call me a centerist. When asked I tell people I’m a republicrat. I see value in various policies on both sides of the political coin. I also believe there’s so much deception in politics that no one party should be believed. I rarely […]
Why I Hate Trends- And You Should Too!
It was the mid 90’s and Abercrombie & Fitch was the be all, end all of fashion! I was smack dab in the middle of high school when my classmates started wearing these white long sleeved shirts with giant letters spelling out Abercrombie down the arm. Now, my parents were in ministry at a church […]
Being The Middle Child
I was the middle child too. I guess I remember some of the struggles. This is Sissy! She’s my middle baby. Quite by accident but none the less there she is. She’s very bright, considerate of others, and super artistic. She also has so many of the symptoms of Middle Child Syndrome. But it’s ok. […]
So Not Good At Getting Dressed
It’s a battle. Every single morning! I’m pretty sure I’m not alone. Are you a victim of closet drama? Let’s just start by saying… that is SO NOT my closet. First of all I have a toddler so that much white is pretty much out of the question. Second of all, while I LOVE heels…. […]
So Not The Typical Man
Husbands! Sometimes they’re awesome. Mine is totally awesome. My husband is SO NOT the typical man. When I’m together with other women there’s always sort of a general understanding of husbanding behavior. I mean the stereotypes came from somewhere. I’m SO ENORMOUSLY lucky! For all of these reasons: He Cooks Like most of the time. […]
10 Reasons I’m So Not THAT Mom!
We all know them! You can spot them from a mile away… walking toward you at the play area in the mall! She looks like this! So put together her diaper bag matches her cell phone case AND the jeweled pacifier. She not only looks amazing but she smells great and has makeup on. Her […]
What’s Next for So Not Together
It’s funny when you start putting out there all your yuckies. Those things that were easier to keep hidden. What happens is you start finding the people who feel and think like you. And that is amazing! But I know you’re all wondering. What’s next? What can I expect to read, think, and feel from […]
5 Disaster Areas That Prove I’m So Not Together
What’s the old saying? The proof is in the pudding. Mmm… pudding. Chocolate? I digress. But chocolate… The thing is I don’t want to be like the lady in the skyscraper heels that complains that her feet hurt. Cause really? So I decided I’ll give you irrefutable proof that there are so MANY parts of […]
Why I’m So Not Together- Part Two
Yesterday in our very first blog post here, I introduced a little bit about why I wanted to start this blog. What I didn’t tell you is why I would call myself SO NOT TOGETHER! For the last 15 years of my life I have worked in an industry where the perception of perfection wasn’t […]